September 2012
1 post
Thatonegiveaway
I wish to join the giveaway for one of three 3”-ish necklaces made of Sterling Silver and Cubic Zirconium valued at $150 each. The contest ends September 30th with the winners being announced on the jeweler’s nifty new website artgemsjewelers.com, and the blog running the contest is Pathetic Peripatetic. I’ve also made sure I’m following all of the rules.
Just because it’s a crack doesn’t mean...
May 2012
1 post
Reblog if you laugh at HILARIOUS Tumblr posts...
most-awkward-moments:
Studies show that this blog develops ab muscles due to excessive laughter.
April 2012
9 posts
The Most Awkward Night of My Life Poorly Recounted
I may still be in shock.
I sat frozen, head hunched, subconsciously attempting to hide behind the rainbow-banded bong that had been placed before me. I stared through my phone, unblinking, unable to even continue playing my game. My hand hovered, fingers curled into petrified claws poised above the screen. They exchanged catty phrases, awkward, clumsy attempts at flirting and vindictive retorts...
Marijuana Users Decrease Car Accident Rates. →
Wee more evidence!
“‘Once we were blobs in the sea, and then fishes, and then lizards and rats, and...”
– Terry Prachett (via rescueforthehopeless)
March 2012
11 posts
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
Well I messed up that last post. Here's an awful...
(All of the entries had to begin with the first sentence and had to be 600 words or fewer.)
She closed the book, placed it on the table, and finally, decided to walk through the door. She thought closing her eyes would make it easier as she once again passed through the threshold, but human flesh was poor defense for something as alien as the void. It tore through her, colors her mind refused to...
February 2012
2 posts
January 2012
8 posts
Reblog if you're unattractive and awkward.
most-awkward-moments:
I hate it when skinny people say they are fat and...
Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!
This, a thousand times this!
December 2011
13 posts
I write like William Gibson →
*joy* This is based on a piece of a story I’ve been writing and rewriting for 13 years.
4 tags
when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately
legschilla:
Trying not to spam with too much Legschilla, but this was sent in this morning by MrCrapinson:
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Original (with sound) here
What is this I don’t even.
When my ghetto songs come on.
Having a bad day? Click here and laugh a little!
How…how is this possible?
November 2011
8 posts
A(n)nals of Online Dating: Sorry, cash only. →
annalsofonlinedating:
You’re a very sexy woman! Interested in a smart, Dominant, successful, kinky man? I love pleasuring a woman. Lots of stamina, can cum quite a few times, and I have a 7” cock with a fat mushroom tip the width of the short side of a credit card.
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+2…
I’m pretty sure I got this exact message about a year ago.
